网友讽刺 Dario Amodei 的医疗承诺：先刷 SWE-bench 再治癌症？
这是对 Dario 十年治愈癌症说法的讽刺段子，Gary Marcus 转发后传播很广。程序员看完会心一笑：路线图全是 SWE-bench 和 Terminal-bench，实习生却在问临床试验和数据才是瓶颈。关心 AI 医疗叙事真实性的朋友可以读读。
Gary Marcus 在 X 上转发并评论一段流传的讽刺段子，矛头指向 Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei 关于 AI 十年内治愈癌症、阿尔茨海默病、心脏病和精神疾病的说法。
段子虚构了一场 IPO 前三周的全员会：CEO 宣布治病路线图，但第一步是刷 SWE-bench，第二步是让 coding agent 连续跑 30 小时不停机，第三步是 Terminal-Bench，第五步是更好的 coding agent。
段子里的实习生提问为什么不去问从业数十年的医生，指出真正的瓶颈可能是临床试验、湿实验室时间和患者数据，而不是合并 pull request 的速度，CEO 的回应却是让 HR 查这个实习生是谁。Gary Marcus 借此表达对 Amodei 医疗主张的公开质疑：多数阿尔茨海默病药物在命中靶点后依然失败，更快的编程智能体解决不了这个问题。
People are openly mocking Dario’s bullshit. Ravid Shwartz Ziv @ziv_ravid All-hands meeting, three weeks before the IPO. CEO: We are going to cure cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease and mental illness. In under a decade. Room: applause CEO: Step one. SWE-bench. Room: nodding CEO: Step two. The coding agent runs for 30 hours without stopping. VP: Incredible for patients. CEO: Step three. Terminal-Bench. Intern: Sorry, quick question. Why don’t we talk to the people who have worked on these diseases for decades and ask them what they need? CEO: Who are you? Intern: The intern. I just think the bottleneck might be trials, or wet lab time, or patient data. Probably not how fast we merge pull requests. CEO: Step four. The agent opens its own pull requests. Room: applause Intern: One oncologist could tell us in an hour if any of this is on the path. CEO: Why are you still here? Intern: Most Alzheimer’s drugs failed after they hit the target. They just didn’t help patients. A faster agent doesn’t fix that. CEO: Can someone find out who this is? Room: applause CEO: Step five. A better coding agent. 🔗 View Quoted Tweet📊 2 ⚡
This report is categorized under AITOP's "Industry" desk, focusing on US frontier AI labs and Silicon Valley technology leaders. Within our cross-regional analytical framework, it directly maps to US-China foundation model benchmarks and commercialization comparison and AI developer toolchains, coding agents, and engineering workflows. Key entities and technical topics under continuous tracking include Dario Amodei, Anthropic, Gary Marcus, SWE-bench.
Source attribution: curated from Gary Marcus (@GaryMarcus). Cross-source corroboration: 11 independent sources have covered this development (including 宝玉, Jason Wei, AI Will), confirming industry-wide signal strength.
